Come and dance with a Norwegian old timer

Norway's national final took place in Oslo on Saturday night and there were some great songs in there (see previous posts). However, the Norwegian public went with possibly the most predictable song of the bunch. It's a Tommy G:son song, so you pretty much know what you're getting for your money - and yes there is a key change - and a strip - and it sounds like anything else he ever wrote. On that basis alone, it should do pretty well, but Guri I'm not so sure about. She looks like a bit of a good time girl, and, as I wrote earlier, she's determined to show off her vag at every available opportunity. I dunno though, there's something just wrong about her being flung about... she doesn't look entirely comfortable. Maybe she's secretly longing for her blanket, a cup of cocoa and a Ruth Rendell! I reckon Norway's got this one wrong and should have gone with the mighty CRASH! Aah well...

Guri Schanke - Ven A Bailar Conmigo

The mp3 can be found by clicking here:- http://www.box.net/public/0jvd15idz9

Norway:- Wild cards

Like their Scandinavian brothers, the Norwegians have also selected two wild-cards to go into their national final taking place in Oslo tonight.

Jannicke Abrahamsen - Rocket Ride

You just know that last week she was 'acting' in a Swedish porno!

Trine Rein feat. Andreas Ljones - Maybe

A country inspired rock song... not doing much for me at all.

Norway:- Semi-final 3

The last Norwegian semi-final took place on Saturday night in Stokke. The two songs that have progressed to the national final are below.

CRASH! - Wannabe

A great pop rock song, kind of in the style of some of Blink 182's lighter stuff. They give a great performance as well. Norway's had a great year for songs this year I think.

Jenny Jenssen - Vil Du Ha Svar

Well no Scandinavian final would be complete without at least some schlager so I can forgive em for having the one in there. Personally I don't like it, it sounds like any Danish entry to Eurovision from the '80's.

Norway:- Semi-final 2

After they started looking for a song last week, the second Norwegian semi-final took place in Bodø last Saturday night. Another two acts were voted into the final and another two are allowed to have another go in the wild-card round. Watch the two winners below.

Guri Schanke - Ven A Bailar Conmigo

Now Guri isn't exactly in the first flush of youth, but she's still determined to show off her vag as much as possible... maybe her two camp dancers are getting her all hot! She does feel the need to change her dress after all!

Dusty Cowshit - Chicken Rodeo

Well no one can say the Norwegians aren't game for a laugh. Oh dear!